Dec. 17, 2015
I don’t know what to say about your son, Riley. I think paying for a helicopter and crew, plus an escape plan, would be very expensive. It might be cheaper just to bribe a guard. Are you sure he doesn’t like it there, though? I mean, if he plays his cards right he can come out with a useful skill, like weaving hammocks. Or you could try to get a message to El Chapo to spring him, but that wouldn’t be cheap, either. How about a letter to the interior ministry explaining it was all just a mistake?