Dear Hildie:

I know the first LSU game Saturday has you excited—You won’t be able to go in or out all day. And we’re meeting such a powerhouse team—McNeese. I don’t even know what their mascot is. Probably a link of boudin.

I see the thrice married and divorced clerk of court in Kentucky is being ordered to jail. She’ll love that—Fanatics love nothing more than martyrdom. And she’ll get so much attention. I really don’t see what she has against gay marriage. I mean, after three failed marriages to men, seems like she might have more luck with the other sex.

 

Take care.

Love,

M