Scary political ad

March 3, 2016


Dear Hildie:


Yes, yes, pinch collars for the dogs, for all the good it does with Squirrel. By the way, he puked in four places inside yesterday. One was in my place on the bed (on clean sheets, of course).


Speaking of puking, have you seen the Cruz ad featuring Phil Robertson, the “Duck Commander?” God, if I’d never heard of Cruz this would scare me away from him—This painted, wild-bearded hillbilly squinting into the camera with beady little black eyes and saying you should vote for Cruz because he’s “Godly.” Does a lot for our image as a state.


Take care.